I've tried starting off this post about fiftymillion ways, but somehow I keep hitting the "delete" button on my powerbook keypad, not knowing how to sufficiently continue my sentence. It's times like these when you feel so totally uninspired and sorry for yourself cos your life's so blah that you've got nothing to blog about. I think the only thing I can look forward to now is his call at around ten or earlier if I'm lucky. Armour's like ill-treating him or something! gaaaah. Callmecallmecallme. :(

Everytime I check my sitemeter I kinda wonder who on earth reads my blog. I mean, people actually google "vanessa wso fighter" and things like "vanessa njcanoeing", "vanessa sierra wing". Uh, wtf. It's actually kinda weird, like, where do my 70 readers a day come from huh huh huh. Not that I'm afraid of who's gonna read this - there's no point getting paranoid cos this is the bloody INTERNET. I don't mind random people reading this so that's why I don't passwordlock my blog, neither do I attempt to conceal my identity. I mean, if you're so afraid of people reading your Personal Stuff then why plaster it all over the internet? My point is that I'd really like to know who actually reads this thing - not that my life is currently exceptionally interesting. Yawn. So if you don't mind, leave a (unanonymous) tag and say hi. I may be from the SAF but I'm not all that aggressive. Seriously. :)))))))) (SEEEEE??)

Anyway people, for some entertainment, read this. The photos and italicised captions are by some tourist, and the rest are the author's own comments. Bloody hilarious, I tell you. Amazing how ignorant some people can be..