See, Fergie? Sell Keane and you get 0-0 with Villareal. Your team are directionless without Keane. Now to qualify for the next stage you HAVE to beat Benfica. The rope you're precariously hanging on to is about to fray, but instead of worrying a little, you say you've beaten them many times before. Complacency man. Come ON. Wake up and smell the coffee. If you had your team's best interests at heart you wouldn't deal them such a shocking blow. You claim you sacked him because he's "too old". Wow, at age 34 he's TERRIBLY ancient ain't he? Come on, the whole world and their dogs know that you sacked him because of his comments, because he threatened your own vested interests. I will watch you crumble, and I will snigger, along with the rest of the Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal, Wigan, Charlton, Newcastle etc fans in the world. I bet you somewhere in London, a man named Jose Mourinho must be snorting over his Christmas eggnog because, OOPS, Fergie's done it again.

Aaaanyway. I was a bad girl today. Despite having History S and Art History on Friday I went out after Lit Three with Dav, Bea, Yif and Mel. Had lunch at Big O and then shopped a while. I saw this gorgeous black skirt with a rosette at Zara, then I went into the fitting room, FILLED with hope that YES! I've found something to wear for prom!!! Only to find that the bloody thing doesn't fit me. Hmph. I'm never shopping in Zara again. They don't EVER have any XS bottoms. It's so annoying. Plus tell me, where in Singapore sells nice formal footwear for a size 2/size 35?? Apart from Charles and Keith, most shops stop at size 3. It's infuriating having small feet, but then again sometimes it works to your advantage. KIDS SIZE BIRKENSTOCKS AT HALF PRICE ANYONE? Mwahahahaha.